Can I get a flight out please???

Micky keeps kidding me whenever he sees an airport, that he can put me on a plane and fly me home and he will keep trekking northward.
I didn't know I signed up for a marathon 8-10 hours of driving daily!!!! yikes...beam me up somewhere scotty! So here I am trying to get a flight out...notice the slightly used yellow pages...I think I am not the first person to have the same thing in mind....( I know...I am such a good sport to live my hubby's dream....
but he is a good sport to have dreamed his dream with me along in the first place!)